Writing a "Story" XD

This story has been written in a zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop moment by Nuria and ME.

This story is about me, a tutsi. My name is Guadofreda and i'm from Rwanda. My best friend is a hutu witch, her name is *** ... Sometimes she scares me 'cause she's a promiscuous girl and has a Poker Face, oh she wolf too. She's a fox, she dates her friends ex-boyfriends, xoxo. She weighs 69 kg and I 49 Kg so we are equally fat (NURIA CON ESTO MORI SERIASO JAJAJAJ)She has cellulitis, so the hutu boss told her to be a staright hair stylist, she does it very well. She's a modern hutu because she has a BRICK ultimate IPOD it's brown like her, so it goes with her skin. She has a Chihuahua called Brownie (YUMMY, YUMMY), who defends her from the tutsi attacks 'cause once my dog "ACCIDENTALLY" bite her, that's why she now has a poker face, I was writing her best ATRIBUTES because she dead YESTERDAY.

TO BE CONTINUED ... COMING SOON